Yo jokes micheal toh here... Have you ever wonder if you are a racist? Do not fear cause micheal toh is here... You can find out if you are racist or not just by doing the quiz below... Have fun...

Q1) Do you like black people?
A) No
B) Yes

Q2) Do you like insulting black people?
A) No
B) Yes

Q3) When you see a black person fall what would u do?
A) Kick his butt
B) Help him up

Q4) What would you do if you saw a black person on the street?'
A) Call him a niger
B) Do nothing

5) If you see a black beggar on the street what would you do?
A) Laugh at him
B) Give him some money

Okay if most of your answer is A) You are no doubt a racist... SHAME ON YOU!!!
BUT if most of your answer is B) YOU ARE A LYING RACIST!!! SHAME ON YOU TOO!!!
BTW I AM NO RACIST!!!

Bonjour jokes Micheal Toh here... Lets tok about some back celebrity and black people with alot of influence... Do you neo Oprah... Ya the fat black woman with curly hair... Ya first thing first la... WHICH idiot would name their child Oprah!!! Why dun they name her Dance, Choir or Band? They sound better right? OH I HAVE AN IDEA!!! WHY DUN WE THINK OF NEW NAMES FOR OPRAH AND LETS SEE WHICH ONE SUITS HER THE BEST!!! Okay... enough of that fat black woman... Lets talk about a black man... The black man tat was the first black president... Yes you got it! He is obama.. You neo I love Obama... His is Obama... You neo I love Obama... He is so cool... He is also my idol... He is able to win the Noble Peace Prize Award by just sending troops to war because he thinks that terrorist are bloody idiots and he hates Osama because their name rhymes... How fun is that... Maybe the next Nobel Peace Prize Award will go to Osama himself... Hu neos? BTW I LOVE BLACK CELEBRITY AND BLACK PRESIDENTS!!!

Hey jokes Micheal Toh here... This is my first post baby do lets kick off with a question... Why peoples with darker skin colour are often discriminated? The nigers and bangalas are always made fun of by peoples... Is it because they are hard to see in the dark so they have the advantage when playing hide and seek? Hey guys it is unfair okay!!! TingJie also have an advantage when playing hide and seek too so why nobody discriminates him!!! Or is it because Peter Chao are jealous of superheros like Batman that wears black cause they always get to muachi with the leading actress at the end of a movie? But I personally think it that it is simply that black is not their colour... BTW I LOVE BLACK PEOPLE!!!

Aloha Jokes Micheal Toh here again... Here is another question... If you were to pick a food to represent 3 different races (Ang Moh, Chinese and Niger) wad would you pick? For me personally i would pick 3 different kind of rice... For the Ang Mohs the plain white rice for the Ang Mohs... A more flavourful Hainanese Chicken Rice for Chinese... Erm... for the BLACK Niger i think BURNT BLACK rice suits them the most bestest... Hey I am NO racist okay!!! And I am NOt being lude... I love black nigers... When I asked a fren this question... he told me tat the Ang Mohs are bird shit... Chinese are pee... And Black Nigers are dogshit... Then i told him shits and pees are not food... But he told me eats them... Personally i dun think any normal human being can eat them but well I am okay with it since one of our schools core value is creativity so i am okay with it... Write in your choice and we will have a poll kays? BTW I LOVE FOOD THAT ARE BLACK!!!